best description of current mood

'To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.'

-from woody allen's love and death

ramble bamble

i push my distraction to gather my thoughts, heaved a sigh of relief when i did but as moments pass i realize my thoughts are again my thoughts of distraction. i keep my hands busy with writing and when i look into the piece of paper they are but doodles of distraction. conversations engaged with others are either of peppered with distraction or interrupted with flashes of distraction.

the harder i try to disengage from the arms of distraction, i get further entwined. resistance seems futile and surrendering seems like sweet escape. as i just about to give in, the arms loosen the grip, the cloak lifts, suffocation becomes apparent as the oxygen of realities shock the senses, numbness disappear and pain becomes real.

my funny friend.

After a long day of shopping my friend went to order food, she stood at the counter and said ' KFC snack plate, 1' and the dude just stared at her without responding. She repeated her order again and the dude turned slowly looking at his co-worker, my friend lost her cool and was about to yell when she noticed the big yellow M sign....

as she quickly made her escape, the eruption of laughter ensued =p

nerd humor.

yours truly thinks one of the best to get back to an ex-flame is calling them with a pseudo-STD scare ;)

*but that could only work if u were active

**most people are so stupid they don't think of the previous statement ;)

***ignore me..

pain is a friend or fiend?

yesterday was the day i quit procrastinating and signed up for yoga class. before leaving i told hema, it should not be all that tough since i had experience...boy was i wrong!

i could hardly bend and people almost twice my age were so limber...it was definitely a humbling moment that i'm getting much older and its high time i started taking my health and physique for granted *somber moment*

on a lighter note, i bunked class..again =D

'One good thing about music is, when it hits you, you feel no pain' - Bob Marley

locked doors.

There was once last year I was stuck in my bestie's room as the door refused to open and my date was due to arrive in 15 minutes. To cut a long story short, the date did not materialize and I was only 'saved' by bestie's brother who broke the door knob after more than an hour of lock picking. Needless to say, I was the joke of the day not just to bestie and her housemates but also my savior =.=

This year, my savior successfully locked himself out of his room but imprisoned himself within the house as the main door keys were in the room ..muahahahahaha!

If you think this is the bit where the damsel saves the day, it isnt...He was saved by the house owner.

Though I did have a good laugh ;)

she missed it.

the awkward moment when the shampoo girl is scrubbing your scalp and she keeps missing the itchy spot and by the time you muster enough strength to tell her, she says 'jom basuh' =.=