my funny friend.

After a long day of shopping my friend went to order food, she stood at the counter and said ' KFC snack plate, 1' and the dude just stared at her without responding. She repeated her order again and the dude turned slowly looking at his co-worker, my friend lost her cool and was about to yell when she noticed the big yellow M sign....

as she quickly made her escape, the eruption of laughter ensued =p

nerd humor.

yours truly thinks one of the best to get back to an ex-flame is calling them with a pseudo-STD scare ;)

*but that could only work if u were active

**most people are so stupid they don't think of the previous statement ;)

***ignore me..

pain is a friend or fiend?

yesterday was the day i quit procrastinating and signed up for yoga class. before leaving i told hema, it should not be all that tough since i had experience...boy was i wrong!

i could hardly bend and people almost twice my age were so limber...it was definitely a humbling moment that i'm getting much older and its high time i started taking my health and physique for granted *somber moment*

on a lighter note, i bunked class..again =D

'One good thing about music is, when it hits you, you feel no pain' - Bob Marley

locked doors.

There was once last year I was stuck in my bestie's room as the door refused to open and my date was due to arrive in 15 minutes. To cut a long story short, the date did not materialize and I was only 'saved' by bestie's brother who broke the door knob after more than an hour of lock picking. Needless to say, I was the joke of the day not just to bestie and her housemates but also my savior =.=

This year, my savior successfully locked himself out of his room but imprisoned himself within the house as the main door keys were in the room ..muahahahahaha!

If you think this is the bit where the damsel saves the day, it isnt...He was saved by the house owner.

Though I did have a good laugh ;)

she missed it.

the awkward moment when the shampoo girl is scrubbing your scalp and she keeps missing the itchy spot and by the time you muster enough strength to tell her, she says 'jom basuh' =.=

MMXI

It's an hour into the last day of 2011, time for recap? Nope..well at least not completely. 2011 is definitely a year i will not forget in my life. Cliched? True enough. As I look back at the year I feel worn out and jaded but not defeated. This year has taught me of my shortcomings and ways to work about em, made realize that i should not misuse my strengths or take them for granted for the matter. It was a year of celebration and mourning. Celebrations of friendship, the endless possibilities of life and the arrogance of youth. It is also deeply marked with mourning of lost lives, unrequited love, regrets and the sample taste of reality which I try so hard to ignore.


' You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or the scented candle.'

And that is precisely what I want.

ps. not the scented candle,mind you!

plan.

a couple of friends of mine were talking the other day, on all the things they wanna achieve by their age of 30 or 40. they were all such grand, wonderful dreams...jet setting, fancy cars, beautiful homes *blissfully married with affairs*, a satisfying career & lots of money =)

that got me into thinking, do i have any long term goal, or plan of somesort...something that i need get done by a certain age...i have none =(. most of my girlfriends dream of marriage,weddings and family while the boys dream of the high life and they are all working towards it.

i know that i want to be happy and free. i wanna spend my days being satisfied with whatever i am doing. i could hardly ever say, i want to be a successful, caliber pharmacist because to be honest i am not sure. i gain satisfaction in helping people and i hope that this profession will allow me to do just that.

and all this thoughts got me wishing to complete final year without any hitch & my posting will be somewhere in East Malaysia. its impractical and very self absorbed maybe but its something that would be for the best at least for the time being.

why east malaysia?coz its FAR!! and it would be a new adventure with new people =) well..at least there's a plan for now =)

ps. i always have the urge to be knight in shining armor & to the one it matters, take my hand & i`ll make it all go away..i promise.